no. (roses_rejoice) wrote in nakedmolerats,

Naked Mole Rat Promotion Idea #1

I think the President should adopt a colony of Naked Mole Rats. He could be given a pet pregnant Queen Mole Rat by a small child and then he could install it in a colony in the Oval Office, tastefully built into a cabinet. And he could look at the mole rats and get all sorts of strategic and communitarian ideas and announce them in the State of the Union speeches. And he could be photographed getting off his helicopter with an adorable Mole Rat in his pocket.

I wonder what he would name his Mole Rats...
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